Get Your Freak OFF.

WOW. There is something wrong with a certain all girls high school that is also centered in the downtown Portland area.(it will remain nameless...)

So, its pretty widely known that "freak dancing" is the standard dance for fast songs at high school events. It may be shocking to some, but to any high school student it is pretty regular. Apparently though, the all girls school that I mentioned before is not okay with it.
Last night I attended their Semi-Formal dance. It had mediocre music but I had an overall good time with some good friends.

Here is my problem.

20 minutes into the dance my friend and I had our first encounter with her principle. We were dancing to a fast song and the principle tapped me on the shoulder and shook her finger at me. Unfortunately what I didn't realise was that it meant strike one. The second time, I caught on.

The third time we were caught, we got sent out into the hallway for 15 minutes. Upon arriving, we encountered about one fifth of the entire dance. Again, this isn't what bothered me. (actually I thought it was hilarious.)

When we got back in and started dancing again, we were much more aware of where the principle was. We had a system that let all couples around know if she was in the vacinity. (if she was, you held up your hand and spun your pointer finger in circles, intense, I know.)

One of the couples dancing nearby were doing to opposite of the standard freak dance, which is basically dry-humping on the dance floor. And before I could warn them, the principle came up next to them.

They got no warning.

No strike.

Nothing.

NADA.

I'm dead serious. THIS is what bothered me. Apparantly, this school feels the normal back-to-front dancing method was bad, but the "sex-on-dancefloor" kind was ok.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?

Honestly though. REALLY?

It is really ridiculous. I mean, if there is a problem because it looks too sexual I can understand, but then why allow the front-to-front version? Would they rather influence their students to have kids instead of anal sex or what? I know it sounds gross, but I am trying to understand what would make them allow the dry-hump dance at semi!


GAH. It is annoying.